The Horror! The Horror!

Apocalypse Pooh - Winnie the Pooh with dialogue dubbed into Coppola's war masterpiece - I appear to have wet myself

Oh bother.

The Boomer Generation

Skip, Skip, Skip to the Zoo!: "Discover bears that love boomer balls"

Well I'm sure we would...if we knew what on earth they were!

From the "Yeah, I know" dept.

The US National Park Service is having design problems with its supposedly bear-proof litter bins: "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Colour me smug

...again.

As if you had any doubt...

Just call me Stud Muffin

courtesy of the Sexy Name Decoder